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  • Sixty Nine Reasons to Avoid Tall, Dark and Handsome

    Girls often say they want a guy who is tall, dark, and handsome. Handsome I get, obviously. Dark? Yeah, I definitely understand dark. But tall? Why tall? It’s not like height automatically fulfills that “I’m a tiny girl and I need a big strong man to protect me from tigers and serial killers and serial…

  • Werewolves Versus Plastinates

    Look at this lovely package I got from Amazon the other day: I was not expecting the beautiful embossed tin packaging. And I wasn’t entirely sure which movies would be included. When you see the words “Howling Trilogy”, you’d usually make a few assumptions. You’d assume that there are only three movies in the series.…

  • National Photo Book Month 2009

    Update! There are more options for downloading the book, if it didn’t work for you yesterday. See below. After completing NaNoWriMo, I was left with very little to do. I thought to myself, self, you have two and a half hours before the end of the month; what other November-related activities could you take part…