Category: horror
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 5
My real-life romantic life remains only sporadically eventful. But on the internet—on the internet— just look at all these lovely people who are waiting for me to contact them and rock their worlds. (click for embiggening, as usual) She is such a master poet that she can be playful with the English language. So many…
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First Person Plural
We need to abandon the idea that each of us has one cohesive identity. Everyone possesses multiple personalities, each with their own set of motivations, goals, and quirks. Call them what you want, but there’s always the rational part, the mind, driven by cool rationality, always thinking it’s calculated what’s best for you. Then there’s…
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Ch-Ch-Ch-ChiAAHHHH OH NOOO
Sad news, everyone. My beloved Chia Pet, who has stood by my side through thick and thin for nearly an entire month, has passed on to ceramic statue heaven. Here he is in his last days. Still smiling! I always enjoyed his positive attitude. Yeah, maybe he would have been able to squeeze in a…
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