Category: horror
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Ch-Ch-Ch-ChiAAHHHH OH NOOO
Sad news, everyone. My beloved Chia Pet, who has stood by my side through thick and thin for nearly an entire month, has passed on to ceramic statue heaven. Here he is in his last days. Still smiling! I always enjoyed his positive attitude. Yeah, maybe he would have been able to squeeze in a…
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An Old Man Reflects on Life
I’ve been blogging for over ten years. There probably aren’t many people in the world who can say that. I’m actually getting closer to 15 years of web logging now, given that I invented blogging. Which raises the question (but doesn’t beg the question; please stop using it that way ok?): have I not found…
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Sixty Nine Reasons to Avoid Tall, Dark and Handsome
Girls often say they want a guy who is tall, dark, and handsome. Handsome I get, obviously. Dark? Yeah, I definitely understand dark. But tall? Why tall? It’s not like height automatically fulfills that “I’m a tiny girl and I need a big strong man to protect me from tigers and serial killers and serial…
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