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  • The Horrors Delights of Internet Dating, Volume 7

    Not everyone on internet dating sites is deeply flawed (since I’m on them AMIRIGHT?CRICKETSETC). So this time, instead of making fun of poor people’s grammar, I’m going to highlight some profiles that are sort of awesome. (As usual, you might have to click to embiggen [that’s what she said {?}]) First, not everyone is on…

  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 6

    I got this message a while ago: So mysterious! Is “garte” even better than great? What exactly does “hi sexie tattoosit” mean? Nothing is more alluring than mystery, so I clicked to see her profile. RELEASE THE CRAKING. First we get what she doesn’t want. Fair enough. A few spelling problems there, but I don’t…

  • Book Review: Some Girls Are, by Courtney Summers

    I’ve been a huge Courtney Summers fan for about a year. I don’t mean a fan of her books, but of Courtney Summers herself. As soon as I heard her interview on I Should be Writing, with her brutal honesty about the struggle between writing and internet distractions, plus her palpable passion for zombies, I…