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  • Cannot Reach You. Your Phone is Everlastingly Busy.

    That title is the heading of a spam message I got recently. It was from “Doll Isaiah”. I also got one from “Leopold Gordon” saying “Separation Reason. Animals Involved.” I like how creative spammers are getting; I’m almost tempted to click the animal one. But how come they always have outlandish names? If they made…

  • Dr. Phronk’s Weight Loss Solution

    I’ve lost quite a bit of weight in the last few weeks. People always seem to be wanting to lose weight. Evidence of this is on the radio here in London, where there is this ad that plays on FM96 every few minutes for a product called Evercleanse. It begins with “are you a woman…

  • Cougar Hunting Tips

    I think that one of the best ways to pick up cougars is to work at a liquor store or The Beer Store. You can ID any cougars that pass through, pointing to the sign that says “if you look under 30, prepare to show your ID”, and faking really genuine lines like “there is…