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  • Food Review: Haggis in a Can

    I took a trip to Niagara-on-the-Lake recently, and there is a little store there that sells stuff imported from Scotland. In addition to kilts and candy, I found something I knew I had to try: canned Haggis. It came out of the can looking and smelling just like dog food, right down to the slimy…

  • Device Review: Condiment Gun

    Back on Father’s Day, I figured The Met market was the perfect place to find a gift. Fathers are, after all, old, and thus have probably already acquired all common material possessions they need at some point in their long lives. They need something unique. Few are lucky enough to have acquired possessions from the…

  • Meat Bender 2011

    I’ve been on a questionable food bender for the last 48 hours. How have I committed sacrilege against the temple of my body? Let me count the ways: ONE) The Twitters were circulating with rumours that Gig’s Grillhouse had new super-spicy wings called “Disclaimer,” which require a disclaimer before eating them. Obviously I had to…