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  • Food Logic, Volume 8: Coffee + Buttercream Icing

    Premise 1: Buttercream icing goes good on cake.Premise 2: There is such a thing as coffee cake. Conclusion: Buttercream icing goes good with coffee. This is honestly not bad. The icing dissolved into the coffee easily, with not a chunk or curdle to be found. A thin oily layer on top let me know that…

  • Sold

    So yesterday, I sold that house I used to own. I went and cashed the shiny cheque from half the profit, then did what any self-respecting normal person does after happening upon some extra money…GROCERY SHOPPING!!! I splurged and treated myself, since money was no object, and because maybe materialism and gluttony could help stave…

  • To-Do List

    To-do: Start a career. Find a soul mate. Buy a car. Learn to play a musical instrument. Write a novel. Make meaningful and lasting contributions to the well-being of life on earth. Eat a bag of circus peanuts in one sitting. Get in a cab and scream “DRIVE!”