Category: food
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I Love Chocolate
In an effort to lose a few pounds in the next few weeks, I vowed that I would not buy any more chocolate until February 13th. When I made the vow a few weeks ago, I thought it would mostly just slow down my rate of eating chocolate, since my cupboards were full of the…
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ShamWow
Last month, I went to a Christmas party where they were doing this secret Santa gift exchange thing; everyone brings a small wrapped gift and puts it under the tree, then people pick gifts in random order. When my number came up, I attempted to use my psychic materialism powers to sniff out the very…
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Oscar Bait
I am a film director now. I made this film for you. NSFW. Make your own at Xtranormal (found via Dead Robot).
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