Category: deep thoughts
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Pixels and Penises
You know, it’s a bit scary that video game characters are beginning to look like real people. Soon…like in November, when the next generation of consoles come out…game graphics will be approaching photo realism. It’s just weird that someone can control a real-looking duplicate of a famous actor and make them do whatever they want.…
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Superness I have discovered that I am a super hero. I am a super hero because I have a super power. My power is the ability to open elevators with my mind. It’s actually a pretty passive power…I don’t have to think about it, elevators just open for me. I didn’t think much of this…
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Happy September 11th Everyone!!!Now some of you are probably thinking that using the words “happy” and “September11th” in the same sentence is just terrible. Fuck that. I’m going to be happy today. I’m going to celebrate the fact that I wasn’t hit by an airplane and killed. Why do people feel it necessary to mourn…