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  • Reach Out, Touch Faith

    Here is a nice little how-to guide for creating your own personal religious relic: A piece of toast with Jesus’s face on it. So I got the idea of cranking out a few and selling them on Ebay. I’m sure I’m not the first to think of this, but a quick Ebay search for “Jesus…

  • Religious Boat Showdown

    I saw the following quote on a church billboard the other day: “Remember, amateurs built the Arc. Professionals built the Titanic!” To me, that’s kinda like saying “Remember, Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star all by himself. It took an army to defeat Hitler!” That is all.

  • Isaac Hayes Quits South Park Because He’s a Douchebag

    A while ago, I wrote about how Scientology sucks, as demonstrated by an episode of South Park. I found it funny that Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, is a Scientologist. I admired him a bit, though, for staying with the show even though it skewered his religion. Not any more. Hayes quit South Park,…