Category: deep thoughts
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Jesus Crustacean
The weekend was quite fun. The booze party was a success. If I blew the blood alcohol level I did during the party while driving, I’d be arrested for driving while dead. I guess when you don’t rinse with water before blowing, you can get up to levels that should be lethal. I spent the…
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Sidewalk Etiquette
Since I have a driving phobia, I end up walking on sidewalks a lot. I think there is an unspoken etiquette that most sidewalk users follow. For example, if two people who are going in opposite directions meet, both of them should go to the right to avoid collision. Some people, however, violate sidewalk etiquette,…
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Oink
I just thought of something. If one were to go on a diet (er, sorry, “make a lifestyle change”) in order to lose weight, it would have have beneficial effects apart from the loss of weight. I’m not talking about raising self esteem and feeling good, I’m talking about money. If one eats less, then…