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Category: deep thoughts

  • Optimism + Pessimism

    I have two very clever things to say about the weather: The cool thing about having two winters this year, is that we also get to have two springs. Spring is nice. As the end of the school year nears, and the undergrad students all leave to go home, the campus is finally as beautiful…

  • I Will Punch You in the Ovaries

    Here are some items of interest: Cadbury Cream Eggs are getting smaller. Not only that, but Cadbury lies about it. “They’re not smaller, you’re just bigger”, they say on their web site. If they wanna make them smaller, that’s fine, but lying about it moves them into “evil corporation” territory. Here is proof, from that…

  • ROFLCOPTER

    So I was reading this article on the top 10 mysteries of the mind, and one of them was about the purpose of laughter. Nobody really knows what it is. And when you think about it, laughter is pretty strange. Someone says something “funny”, and in response, your lips curl up and you start grunting.…