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  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#43 to 47)

    You thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? You didn’t think I could do it? Well screw you, I’m back, and almost halfway through. Here are some more original ideas for horror movies (depressing cynical edition): 43). Cell 2: Cellularer: In a fanfic sequel to Stephen King’s Cell, a mysterious signal is sent to cell phones, but…

  • He’ll Never Call

    Here is another flyer I got in my mail: I’ve already written about my feelings toward Rogers Home Phone advertising ([SPOILER ALERT] it sucks). Now look what they put in my mailbox. Why are these people so happy about a phone? From their faces, they’re like OMFG A PHONE!!! OUR LIVES WERE SHIT BUT THIS…

  • Shrouded in Darkness. Cloaked in Pepperoni.

    I got this flyer in my mailbox yesterday: I understand that movie tie-ins are an integral part of fast food. What I don’t understand is why they couldn’t come up with a better Batman-themed pizza. Sure, Batman is cloaked in darkness. He is cloaked in a cape. But he is not cloaked in pepperoni. I…