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Category: creative contributions to society

  • Ugly Global Warming Cake

    Jeff doesn’t believe in global warming. To teach him the error of his ways, on his birthday we baked him a cake depicting what the world will look and taste like if we don’t do something about climate change. Here it is half finished. Here is Jard squatting with it in the elevator. It was…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#43 to 47)

    You thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? You didn’t think I could do it? Well screw you, I’m back, and almost halfway through. Here are some more original ideas for horror movies (depressing cynical edition): 43). Cell 2: Cellularer: In a fanfic sequel to Stephen King’s Cell, a mysterious signal is sent to cell phones, but…

  • He’ll Never Call

    Here is another flyer I got in my mail: I’ve already written about my feelings toward Rogers Home Phone advertising ([SPOILER ALERT] it sucks). Now look what they put in my mailbox. Why are these people so happy about a phone? From their faces, they’re like OMFG A PHONE!!! OUR LIVES WERE SHIT BUT THIS…