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  • Me Literate

    So remember I told you that I submitted a short story for publication? Yeah, well, for some reason they thought it was good enough to buy. I guess I’m a real fiction writer now. I got my check in the mail today. It’s a small amount, but that’s not the point; the fact that someone…

  • No Idea

    When I open my own restaurant, it will only serve foods that you cannot get anywhere else in the world. Adventurous eaters will come from far and wide to eat rare and potentially disgusting food. Its slogan will go thusly: “You have no idea what you’re getting into yourself.”

  • Rogers Home FAIL

    A while ago I posted this flyer that Rogers left in my mailbox: I mocked the fact that these people appear to be getting extremely excited by a telephone. Well, since then, Rogers has continued their barrage of junk mail and spam phonecalls. I literally got three different ads for Rogers Home Phone in my…