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Category: creative contributions to society

  • No Idea

    When I open my own restaurant, it will only serve foods that you cannot get anywhere else in the world. Adventurous eaters will come from far and wide to eat rare and potentially disgusting food. Its slogan will go thusly: “You have no idea what you’re getting into yourself.”

  • Rogers Home FAIL

    A while ago I posted this flyer that Rogers left in my mailbox: I mocked the fact that these people appear to be getting extremely excited by a telephone. Well, since then, Rogers has continued their barrage of junk mail and spam phonecalls. I literally got three different ads for Rogers Home Phone in my…

  • Ugly Global Warming Cake

    Jeff doesn’t believe in global warming. To teach him the error of his ways, on his birthday we baked him a cake depicting what the world will look and taste like if we don’t do something about climate change. Here it is half finished. Here is Jard squatting with it in the elevator. It was…