Have a hankering for a novel about a paparazzo and his dog getting kidnapped by a vampire? Today is your lucky day! Stars and Other Monsters is out, on Kindle:

And in print:

I think a lot of you will enjoy it. It’s no masterpiece, but a 3.5, maybe 4 star fast-paced bundle of cheap thrills. Not unlike this blog. If that’s worth less than the price of a coffee, go buy it soon so I become rich and famous. Then I’ll become corrupt. Just like in the book. (You’ll see).

Thank you.