Year: 2009
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Never Forgive, Never Forget
This is another post I’m being paid to write. You know what that means: PASS. On to the next blog. It’s Sunday anyway, so why are you reading this? Go call your mom or something. Today’s lovely sponsor is Warranty Elephant. When I first saw the name, I was all like “OMFG, like, what do…
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Do What You Do – Down On Me
Here is a list of things that are way funnier if done while crying: Eating. Exercising to workout videos from the 80s. Writing “LOL” on your ex’s Facebook wall. Giving a lap dance (obvs.) Receiving oral sex. fjlk’;safd
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Wonders Never Cease
So it’s a pretty embarrassing blotch in my otherwise perfect life, but I share a birthday with Mel Gibson. However, this minor tragedy is alleviated by also sharing a birthday with: Sergio Fucking Leone John Paul Fucking Jones J.R.R. Fucking Tolkein And I just found this out today, but also with: WINNIE FUCKING COOPER You…
