Month: April 2009

  • If I Had a Million Dollars, Part Two

    I had a dream last night that I came home and found a wooden pole staked into the front lawn of my house, and tied to this pole was a notice that I had won $450 in the lottery. When I woke up, I heard on the radio that Lotto 6/49 is up to 32 […]

  • If You Don't Like Swine Flu, Stop Having Sex With Pigs

    Here is some perspective. There have been six cases of swine flu in Canada so far. The chance of dying from swine flu if you get it is less than 1%. So if you randomly shuffled Canada’s 33 million people and gave six of them swine flu, the probability of you dying from it is […]

  • If You Don’t Like Swine Flu, Stop Having Sex With Pigs

    Here is some perspective. There have been six cases of swine flu in Canada so far. The chance of dying from swine flu if you get it is less than 1%. So if you randomly shuffled Canada’s 33 million people and gave six of them swine flu, the probability of you dying from it is […]