Hey so yeah, I’ve been forgetting to blog for a while. Stupid Twitter is getting all mainstream now, which makes it very addictive. And I never really got on the whole “Youtube is addictive” bandwagon, but there is actually some good homemade stuff on there. For example, You Suck at Photoshop is hilarious (watch them in order…it’s very much a continuous story).
For example number two, this Natalie chick.
E.g.:
She is pretty much the perfect woman, because of the following constellation of traits:
- Australian accent
- Hot
- Funny
- Cures yellow fever
- Nerdy
- Is pretty much a blogger except with videos
Like, most people can have one or two of those things, which is more than enough, but all of them? Insane.
I’m thinking of making another blog. Since this one doesn’t really have any coherent topic (even within a post. See: this post), the new one will be on one specific thing. Maybe that’ll attract more people and make me a million dollars ‘n junk. STAY TUNED.
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19 responses to “You Suck at Blogging”
Can you please explain twitter to me? I think maybe you have to have friends and be social for it to work. Because just being clever hasn’t done shit.Phronk, no! Australians are the cockroaches of the world!
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Can you please explain twitter to me? I think maybe you have to have friends and be social for it to work. Because just being clever hasn’t done shit.Phronk, no! Australians are the cockroaches of the world!
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I don’t know most of the people I follow on Twitter, so needing friends is not required. But yeah, the appeal is only apparent if there are a handful of people who you sorta care about what they’re doing, and want to be an exhibitionist for by telling everyone what you’re doing. Or easily share LOLcat pictures with or whatever.Yeah, <>cock<>roaches I wanna put my <>cock<> in. ZING(?)
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I don’t know most of the people I follow on Twitter, so needing friends is not required. But yeah, the appeal is only apparent if there are a handful of people who you sorta care about what they’re doing, and want to be an exhibitionist for by telling everyone what you’re doing. Or easily share LOLcat pictures with or whatever.Yeah, cockroaches I wanna put my cock in. ZING(?)
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Really? It’s the same annoying woman. I have no use for Natalie.None.Not even to play with my breasts.
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Really? It’s the same annoying woman. I have no use for Natalie.None.Not even to play with my breasts.
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*sigh* I feel so rejected. So to be a perfect woman (for you), I’d have to 1) develop an australian accent and 2) get a videocam?I’m assuming I have/am all the rest. LOL…
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sigh I feel so rejected. So to be a perfect woman (for you), I’d have to 1) develop an australian accent and 2) get a videocam?I’m assuming I have/am all the rest. LOL…
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AG: I have a lot of uses for her. Including playing with my breasts.Von: YOU’RE ASIAN?!?!?!
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AG: I have a lot of uses for her. Including playing with my breasts.Von: YOU’RE ASIAN?!?!?!
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How about half asians??
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I frequently come down with a touch of half-yellow fever too.Wait, according to < HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shades_of_yellow" REL="nofollow">my research<>, it is actually known as lemon chiffon fever.
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I frequently come down with a touch of half-yellow fever too.Wait, according to my research, it is actually known as lemon chiffon fever.
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half-asians > full-asians. Examples: Dean Cain, Kristin Kruek, even Keanu Reeves. I sometimes forget that I'm asian, yet, I can use my innocent look to fool the very best of the yellow-fever patients.
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half-asians > full-asians. Examples: Dean Cain, Kristin Kruek, even Keanu Reeves. I sometimes forget that I'm asian, yet, I can use my innocent look to fool the very best of the yellow-fever patients.
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You’re so racist Von.I do wonder if some Asian people have a problem with the “yellow fever” thing (which I am OBVIOUSLY JOKING ABOUT because I don’t see race), since it’s sorta racist, but also sorta the opposite.P.S. Kristin Kreuk :o~~~~~~~~
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You’re so racist Von.I do wonder if some Asian people have a problem with the “yellow fever” thing (which I am OBVIOUSLY JOKING ABOUT because I don’t see race), since it’s sorta racist, but also sorta the opposite.P.S. Kristin Kreuk :o~~~~~~~~
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Hahaha lemon chiffon. that is ridiculous.Yeah, I think sometimes Yellow Fever is insulting and kinda creepy. I’ve had guys tell me they are really into Asians before as a come on and it makes me feel weird and like kicking them in the balls. It’s funny to joke around about I guess though… I mean, it’s out there so why avoid talking about it?
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Hahaha lemon chiffon. that is ridiculous.Yeah, I think sometimes Yellow Fever is insulting and kinda creepy. I’ve had guys tell me they are really into Asians before as a come on and it makes me feel weird and like kicking them in the balls. It’s funny to joke around about I guess though… I mean, it’s out there so why avoid talking about it?
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