Year: 2008
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Ugly Global Warming Cake
Jeff doesn’t believe in global warming. To teach him the error of his ways, on his birthday we baked him a cake depicting what the world will look and taste like if we don’t do something about climate change. Here it is half finished. Here is Jard squatting with it in the elevator. It was…
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One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#43 to 47)
You thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? You didn’t think I could do it? Well screw you, I’m back, and almost halfway through. Here are some more original ideas for horror movies (depressing cynical edition): 43). Cell 2: Cellularer: In a fanfic sequel to Stephen King’s Cell, a mysterious signal is sent to cell phones, but…
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Mikey Likes It?
Growing up with the name Mike, and not being very picky about food, I often hear the phrases “give it to Mikey! He’ll eat anything!” and “Mikey likes it!” The thing is, has anybody actually seen the Life Cereal commercial these phrases come from? Look: Neither phrase is actually spoken in the commercial. Ok, people…
