BREAKING NEWS:

In addition to the general hilariousness of the story, look at the ad that showed up with it. That mom is totally ginger. Kick it! Kick it and kill it with fire!

Later in the same story:

Poor ginger race. Though you can’t really blame people for their discrimination, given the danger that the ginger race poses to humanity (as depicted in the true horror story, Dawn of the Red).

And yeah yeah, I’m joking and it’s horrible and sad that idiots are actually kicking people based on their hair colour, etc etc.

In other news, Madamerouge is a ginger omglol.