To Do 2

Technology plays a large role in my life. Here is an excerpt from my to-do list:

  • Back up all my research data.
  • Properly tag all my tracks in iTunes.
  • Decide between buying: A) A new Macbook; B) A new desktop PC; C) A car ; D) Hookers and blow
  • Incorporate internet lingo into everyday life. Say “oh em eff gee” when surprised. Carry a sign with “LFG” written on it when lonely. Say “I anal” when dispensing legal advice.
  • In conversation, whenever I mention a name, precede it with “at”. E.g.
    — I was talking to at Terry today and she is not impressed with at Deirdre.
    – Why are you saying “at” so much?
    — It only links to their profile if you put the at symbol. Now let’s go to at Starbucks.
  • Go back in time 10 years, say “I googled for Wii blogs” to everyone I meet, then watch them get confused.

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8 responses to “To Do 2”

  1. dmarks Avatar

    I bet the term “wifi” will be gone within 5 years.

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    I bet the term “wifi” will be gone within 5 years.

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  3. sunmyst Avatar

    always go with Macbook.. and awesome to see you took care of hookers and blow first! lol

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    always go with Macbook.. and awesome to see you took care of hookers and blow first! lol

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  5. Phronk Avatar

    Dmarks: I hope that’s because wifi will be everywhere, so that we just call it “the internet connection.”Sunmyst: Yeah, gotta take care of the basics first.

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    Dmarks: I hope that’s because wifi will be everywhere, so that we just call it “the internet connection.”Sunmyst: Yeah, gotta take care of the basics first.

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  7. Von Avatar

    Sad to see that option D) Hookers and blow was scratched off the list.

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    Sad to see that option D) Hookers and blow was scratched off the list.

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