If you want to be entertained for a few minutes, check out The Six Biggest Arseholes in Games. The article itself is funny, but even better are the comments, most of which are foul-mouthed British people going off on how much they hate different blocks in Tetris (particularly that “L” bastard). Here are some highlights:
Miketong: Any analy retentive tetris player will tell you the L block is nothing compared to those cuntish S block twins.
RP: I agree, the S blocks are bastards, but there’s something distinctly arsehole-ish about that L-shaped twat.
Matthew:In terms of how they get along with the other blocks, they’re real assholes. Racists even. You always have to cater to squareblocks, making sure there’s a good space for them.
Baz: I’m gonna have to say that the square in tetris is a complete and utter cockhat. If it was an actor it would be Robin Williams.
Oh and I saw this movie called “I Know Who Killed Me”, starring Lindsay Lohan, last night. Now, the title is supposed to be funny I guess, because usually when someone uses the first person, they are alive, so “I know who killed me” is sorta self-contradictory. It’s also intriguing, because you think, maybe the person saying it is a ghost, and they know who killed them, so they haunt policemen and lawyers and jury members in order to bring the killer to justice (#35: Ghost Cop). Or maybe she’s a zombie who wishes she could tell everyone who killed her, but can only really moan about brains and such (#36: The Mute Zombie Caper).
But no, instead, the movie is about a person who isn’t dead, and doesn’t really know who attempted to kill her. I guess “I Forget Who Tried to Kill Me” doesn’t have the same ring, but it would be more accurate.
[SPOILER ALERT] Oh, and the word “me” is even misleading. At the point in the movie that Lohan actually says “I know who killed me”, it makes absolutely no sense. [/SPOILER ALERT]
If you accidentally read the above paragraph without seeing the movie first, don’t worry about it. It’s not that great anyway. It’s basically one pretty good idea that’s dragged out over 1 hour of bad dialogue, characters acting stupid (one phonecall at the beginning of the movie could have saved everyone a lot of trouble), & vague symbolism with the colour blue, mixed with 1 hour of Lindsay Lohan stripping or having sex to music, but never actually getting naked. And she’s really not even hot.
In conclusion, I Know Who Killed Me is a cuntish twat of a movie. Bloody hell.
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