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Dear guy who reveals his innermost thoughts and feelings in his MSN username,
Why?
Why do you feel the need to lay out your personal problems for everyone on your MSN list? Why do you leave vaguely disguised private messages to girls who you have a crush on, or girls who you perceive to have wronged you, or girls who dumped you, or girls who you met online and hope to bone one day? Do you realize that everyone on your list can see those?
It doesn’t help that these messages are in barely readable half-leetspeak and involve cheesy self-aggrandizing metaphors. Hey, good for “u” if you think that you are the light that shines gently through the dark shadows. Just keep it to yourself.
Oh, and who the hell are you? How did you get on my MSN list? Do you randomly add strangers to your list, and was I dumb enough to reciprocate, assuming I actually knew you? See, the thing is, I don’t know your name, because instead of identifying yourself in the aptly named “user ID” field, you write these one-line dribbles of verbal diarrhea.
I hope you don’t actually find my blog and see this letter, dear guy who reveals his innermost thoughts and feelings in his MSN username, because yeah, I’m being a dick. But someone needed to say it.
In conclusion, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Phronk.com 
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I’m sorry.I promise I’ll never do it again.
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I’m sorry.I promise I’ll never do it again.
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No need to be rude. I was just trying to be friendly.
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No need to be rude. I was just trying to be friendly.
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Yea Phronk-man…I’m withya on this..Some people take this “Personal” Computer shit toda xtreme..Sincerely,KnoDig Nity
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Yea Phronk-man…I’m withya on this..Some people take this “Personal” Computer shit toda xtreme..Sincerely,KnoDig Nity
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Steven & Chekov: You’re fired.Stevo: Long time no see!
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Steven & Chekov: You’re fired.Stevo: Long time no see!
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Ok, fine. You’ve made me realize that I have a problem. From now on I’m going to stop being “Mr.Iwishyouwouldchokeonahamboneanddiebitchbecauseyouwon’tboneme” on MSN.
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Ok, fine. You’ve made me realize that I have a problem. From now on I’m going to stop being “Mr.Iwishyouwouldchokeonahamboneanddiebitchbecauseyouwon’tboneme” on MSN.
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too true.why I hate facebook as well.
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too true.why I hate facebook as well.
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/26/emocat-iz-takin-myspace-pics
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/26/emocat-iz-takin-myspace-pics
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