"Country Music" is an Oxymoron

I am going to a psychology conference for a few days. V and I will be driving to Ottawa, and she will probably make me listen to country music much of the way there.

I really love country music. Here is some fan mail:

Dear Carrie Underwood,

Maybe the reason he cheated is that his girlfriend is batshit crazy and prone to destroying property when she gets angry. You know who else expresses frustration with violence? Osama Bin Laden. I hope Jesus takes the wheel and drives you straight to hell.

P.S. Your music makes me puke out of my ears.






9 responses to “"Country Music" is an Oxymoron”

  1. limpy99 Avatar

    I love that song, mostly because I imagine the part afterwards where the guy has the batshit crazy chick arrested and thrown in jail. Sing now you crazy trollop!!


  2. your judgemental aunt Avatar

    but you like dolly parton, right?


  3. tornwordo Avatar

    I love the title.


  4. madamerouge Avatar

    I think the video for “Before He Cheats” is an affront to the suffering of the city of New Orleans. It should be banned.I cannot stand her.


  5. Salem Avatar

    ^^ don’t know what you’re talking about, and I want to keep it that way.


  6. Sinister Sally Avatar

    so it’ll be a carrie underwood drive then…..i take it. lol


  7. sarah Avatar

    you are hilarious!


  8. Phronk Avatar

    It was as horrible as I imagined it.However, I didn’t hear that song at all during the drive, which is good I guess.


  9. Jason Avatar

    LOL. Then don’t go < HREF="http://www.webegeek.net/jukebox/jukebox_files/" REL="nofollow">here<>.


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