I am going to a psychology conference for a few days. V and I will be driving to Ottawa, and she will probably make me listen to country music much of the way there.
I really love country music. Here is some fan mail:
Dear Carrie Underwood,
Maybe the reason he cheated is that his girlfriend is batshit crazy and prone to destroying property when she gets angry. You know who else expresses frustration with violence? Osama Bin Laden. I hope Jesus takes the wheel and drives you straight to hell.
P.S. Your music makes me puke out of my ears.
Sincerely,
-Phronk
Phronk.com 
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