I got a phonecall from Samuel L. Jackson the other day. A friend of mine, who I will call Nick, actually got Sam Jackson to call with his special knowledge of the inter-net. Click here, motherfucker, if you want to get a call from him yourself, or send one to your special someone. I sent one to V, and despite Sam’s insistence, she still doesn’t want to see the movie (OMG IN ONLY 4 DAYS WTFOMG!!!!1!!). Even if you have no friends, it’s still fun to play with this thing and hear all the things you can make Sam say. I like how he sounds as if he’s so angry that he’s fighting the urge to slip a “motherfucker” somewhere in there.
I just noticed that the movie is directed by David Ellis – the same guy who did Final Destination 2 and Cellular. Both were great movies in an over-the-top sort of way, so my confidence in SOAP (haha…soap) is greater than ever.
Four days, motherfuckers.
Phronk.com 
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22 responses to “Mother Fucking Snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane”
I wonder if “phonecall” is one of those words I complained about two posts back.
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I wonder if “phonecall” is one of those words I complained about two posts back.
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I bet it fucking is.
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I bet it fucking is.
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They had guys throwing plastic snakes into the crowd at the last Blue Jay game I was at. Like it needs any more hype. I can’t wait to see it.
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They had guys throwing plastic snakes into the crowd at the last Blue Jay game I was at. Like it needs any more hype. I can’t wait to see it.
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“Porn” downloads faster than that thingdoes…thingdoes?!?!?!
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“Porn” downloads faster than that thingdoes…thingdoes?!?!?!
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lol, i’m with you, I want to see this movie..even if I have to go alone damn it
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lol, i’m with you, I want to see this movie..even if I have to go alone damn it
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i got 7 freakin calls from samuel l. last week. SEVEN!
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i got 7 freakin calls from samuel l. last week. SEVEN!
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Yeah, I’ve had a few too. A friend of mine thought it would be really funny to send it to me in the middle of the night. Thanks a lot, yo.
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Yeah, I’ve had a few too. A friend of mine thought it would be really funny to send it to me in the middle of the night. Thanks a lot, yo.
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I midnight called my roommate 7 times with it.
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I midnight called my roommate 7 times with it.
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That was cool.
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That was cool.
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Look, < HREF="http://wayofthemind.dehumanizer.com/2006/08/15/16-common-myths-about-atheists/" REL="nofollow">this <>would be good for Deb.
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Look, this would be good for Deb.
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So THIS is where my message from Samuel originated. Thanks Jason! It made my whole afternoon.(BTW, it’s “SHORA”!)
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So THIS is where my message from Samuel originated. Thanks Jason! It made my whole afternoon.(BTW, it’s “SHORA”!)
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