Octopussy

This web site, phronk.com, has reached the milestone of having over 20 000 unique visits since its upgrade in June of last year. That’s a hell of a lot of visits, and I thank anyone reading this for boosting my ego by upping that hit counter.

Of course, the vast majority of the visits are from Google searches for “O RLY” and “Saugeen Stripper“. People are still interested in her, apparently.

However, it looks like there’s a new player in town. The University of Windsor, jealous of Western’s slutty repuation, has come out with its own stripper scandal. Apparently a cheerleader at the school stripped down and got a man-friend to snap some photos. Although they appear innocent enough at first (i.e. she’s just showering alone), a closer inspection reveals that she’s gone beyond the Saugeen Stripper in explicitness (i.e. gurgling come). Here’s the link, pervert: I LIKE STRIPPERS * . It’s not safe for work, obviously.

Have a spiffy day everyone. When I get to 50 000 hits, I’ll throw a fake internet party for all of the people who read this! Wouldn’t that be just delightful!?

P.S. Anyone who can tell me why I put this picture with this post will get a free prize. Answer in the comments below.

* Thanks to Captain Bee again for bringing the University of Windsor Lancer Cheerleader Stripper Scandal (wow, that’s a long name for it) to my attention.


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20 responses to “Octopussy”

  1. Captain Bee Avatar

    20,000 hits = 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.Too easy, dude.And also both the CBC and A-Channel TV news stations are killing the shit out of the stripper shit now too. It’s funny because she’s a dirtbag.

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    Anonymous

    20,000 hits = 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.Too easy, dude.And also both the CBC and A-Channel TV news stations are killing the shit out of the stripper shit now too. It’s funny because she’s a dirtbag.

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  3. Phronk Avatar

    That is correct, sir! But like you said, too easy, so NO PRIZE FOR YOU.Haha…making national news eh? That’s crazy. You’d think this is the first time anyone’s gotten naked and taken pictures of it. I guess scandals involving sex never get old, though. Look at Paris Hilton…her entire career is based on a “leaked” sex tape.Maybe the Saugeen Stripper and the Windsor Cheerleader should become best buddies and go on a televised road trip, stripping for farmers. They’d become instant celebrities.

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    That is correct, sir! But like you said, too easy, so NO PRIZE FOR YOU.Haha…making national news eh? That’s crazy. You’d think this is the first time anyone’s gotten naked and taken pictures of it. I guess scandals involving sex never get old, though. Look at Paris Hilton…her entire career is based on a “leaked” sex tape.Maybe the Saugeen Stripper and the Windsor Cheerleader should become best buddies and go on a televised road trip, stripping for farmers. They’d become instant celebrities.

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  5. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Although they appear innocent enough at first (i.e. she’s just showering alone), a closer inspection reveals that she’s gone beyond the Saugeen Stripper in explicitness (i.e. gurgling come). It’s not cum it’s ice..

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    Anonymous

    Although they appear innocent enough at first (i.e. she’s just showering alone), a closer inspection reveals that she’s gone beyond the Saugeen Stripper in explicitness (i.e. gurgling come). It’s not cum it’s ice..

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  7. Phronk Avatar

    Well sooory, I’m no jizz expert. I guess I just see a naked girl with a gooey substance on her chest and I assume it’s spooge. Correction noted, though, so thanks. (noted in my head…I’m not changing the post or anything)

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    Well sooory, I’m no jizz expert. I guess I just see a naked girl with a gooey substance on her chest and I assume it’s spooge. Correction noted, though, so thanks. (noted in my head…I’m not changing the post or anything)

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    kent

    shes not only showering, but soread eagle, touching herself, spreading ‘down there” open.and there are liek 60 pictures! Too bad she’s pretty ugly. and that guy in them looks like a nasty porno star…haha…whata terrible way to get attention. Grose.

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    Anonymous

    shes not only showering, but soread eagle, touching herself, spreading ‘down there” open.and there are liek 60 pictures! Too bad she’s pretty ugly. and that guy in them looks like a nasty porno star…haha…whata terrible way to get attention. Grose.

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  11. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    what happened to the pictures????

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    Anonymous

    what happened to the pictures????

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  13. Phronk Avatar

    Dude. This post is almost 5 years old.

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    Dude. This post is almost 5 years old.

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  15. TinFishBar Avatar
    TinFishBar

    Hey bro any chance you have a link to these pictures I used to go to U of W, and some friends and I were just talking about this the other day, the link on the blog isnt working. Thanks bud appreciate it!

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    Anonymous

    Hey bro any chance you have a link to these pictures I used to go to U of W, and some friends and I were just talking about this the other day, the link on the blog isnt working. Thanks bud appreciate it!

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  17. Phronk Avatar

    Sorry, no idea where to get the pictures now. I'm sure someone saved them to their hard drive and put them somewhere else, but I sure didn't.

    Good luck.

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    Sorry, no idea where to get the pictures now. I'm sure someone saved them to their hard drive and put them somewhere else, but I sure didn't. Good luck.

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  19. TinFishBar Avatar
    TinFishBar

    Fair enough, Apparently our buddy is dating the broad, so we are on a quest to find the pics and tell him about them, butg we cant find them anywhere. Let me know if you can fin them bro, Id greatly appreciate it lol. Thanks anyways.

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    Anonymous

    Fair enough, Apparently our buddy is dating the broad, so we are on a quest to find the pics and tell him about them, butg we cant find them anywhere. Let me know if you can fin them bro, Id greatly appreciate it lol. Thanks anyways.

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