I have been setting up a Gmail account, which is a web-based email thing like Hotmail, but better. So I tried signing up with “phronk”, and it informed me that it was taken. Taken! Some asshole had taken the sign-in name which I have been using since the birth of the internet. So I used “phronko” instead, but it just doesn’t have the same ring to it. I cried.
Later, I searched Technorati, a site where you can search blogs for stuff, for “Phronk”, to see if anybody was talking about me. The only result was this web site. Apparently some other dude named Frank has decided to call himself Phronk. Furthermore, he wrote in his blog that he had taken “phronk” as his gmail account! Ironically, the only reason he had taken “phronk” as his name was because his original choice, “fronk”, was taken.
So now there’s probably a “phronko” out there cursing me for taking his precious nickname.
P.S. I really did write that last post from a bathroom at school, using my cell phone. Isn’t that awesome? I can now log every shit I squirt out, as I squirt it. Get it? LOG? HAHAHDHAHDSAHAHHADHFASodfudahe