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Month: February 2002

  • Pix So today I got my graduation picture taken. I’ve always thought these things were questionable. Nobody looks good in them, because they’re not really smiling. It’s a fake smile, like when somebody tells a bad joke but you don’t want to insult them so you smile anyway. You use different muscles when you perform…

  • Story Time I would like to share with you a very special story that I have written. I wrote this for my Classical Studies class. So, my entire future depends partly on this story. I put a lot of work into it, and I really think it’s reflected in the final product. It’s also reflected…

  • Link of the Day THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT LINK YOU EVER CLICK! It’s JesusDiet.com…the people who discovered that eating food can have horrible side effects. I’ll never eat again! They also discovered that time seems to slow down when you stop eating, so you seem to experience longer days. Wow. Nailing myself to…