Year: 2000
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Brains vs. Brawn: The Rise and Fall of an American Legend
Chapter 1: Sasquatch Attacks! My girlfriend and I went to look at cars to buy yesterday. I find all cars absolutely boring…they all look basically the same, and I don’t give a shit if one goes slightly faster than the other, because I drive cars in a city, not a race course. 140 kph is…
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On Cartoons
Ok picture this: you’re sitting in a crowded movie theatre watching Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” for the first time. It’s a pretty good movie, so you’re starting to get into it. You sit back, eating popcorn and drinking pop that you smuggled in from the variety store next door (because pop is WAY too expensive…
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Shirley's Adventures in Science
This is an assignment I handed in for a Classical Studies course. We had to write a story, then analyze some of the words for their Greek / Latin origin. I present it here for your educational benefit. Classical Studies 100b: Assignment #1 Mike ***** January 22nd, 2002 Shirley’s Adventures in Science Chapter 1 Once…
