Month: January 2000
Here you can view all the articles I have written, all in one place. These are also linked from the main page. This also happens to be the archive page for January 2000, but these weren’t actually written at that time; I just needed a place to put this.
Chapter 1: Sasquatch Attacks! My girlfriend and I went to look at cars to buy yesterday. I find all cars absolutely boring…they all look basically the same, and I don’t give a shit if one goes slightly faster than the other, because I drive cars in a city, not a race course. 140 kph is […]
Ok picture this: you’re sitting in a crowded movie theatre watching Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” for the first time. It’s a pretty good movie, so you’re starting to get into it. You sit back, eating popcorn and drinking pop that you smuggled in from the variety store next door (because pop is WAY too expensive […]