Tag: ugly cakes

  • Ugly Car Crash Cake

    To be honest, I forget who we made this cake for, or who came up with the idea, since it was created many years ago. But what an idea it was: a cake depicting a car accident in Africa. I love old Polaroid pictures. We take it for granted now, but back then I was…

  • Ugly Surgery Cake

    A friend recently fought through some very serious medical shit, and was thus able to live another year and celebrate his birthday. Here is the cake we made him. The making-of. It’s surgery-themed. Not that other thing you’re thinking it looks like. Pervert. Yum yum, time to eat. Note the authentic biohazard IV bag and…

  • Food Logic, Volume 8: Coffee + Buttercream Icing

    Premise 1: Buttercream icing goes good on cake.Premise 2: There is such a thing as coffee cake. Conclusion: Buttercream icing goes good with coffee. This is honestly not bad. The icing dissolved into the coffee easily, with not a chunk or curdle to be found. A thin oily layer on top let me know that…