Tag: random crap
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A Deep Exploration of a Weird Doll From a Sketchy Second-Hand Store
My girlfriend came back from an expedition to the bad part of town, and shouted “I got you a gift! You’re going to love it!” She was correct. This is Auntie Virus. The first thing you’ll notice is that she is extremely dirty. Just soaked in various fluids. That’s because she has been sitting on…
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Hope as Zombie Fuel
The London Ontario Zombie Walk, 2011 Here’s the heart-warming thing about the zombie apocalypse: The zombie affliction only spreads where there is hope. Picture a human survivor with no hope. She is attacked by 20 zombies, manages to kill 5, but then she gets bitten. Realizing she is fucked and has no chance to survive,…
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Superman's Severed Face
This is the best Dollar Store Halloween costume I’ve ever seen, for several reasons: It’s not a Superman costume. It’s a Brandon Routh playing Superman costume. The kid wearing this costume isn’t pretending that he is Superman, with his own face and everything. No, he is pretending he is the actor who played Superman three…
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