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  • Ready to Eat

    I used a slow cooker for the first time today. I tossed some chicken breasts and vegetables in there, waited a long time, then they came out delicious. Awesome. Now, all my food will be prepared over extreme time scales. Either in 10 seconds with my Magic Bullet, or in 10 hours with my crock…

  • Stick It In My Plot Hole

    A criticism I often hear about movies is that they are full of plot holes. But I wonder how many of these gripes are about genuine plot holes, and how many are more about the griper’s lack of imagination. A genuine plot hole is an inconsistency that is integral to making sense of the plot,…

  • Reduce Heat

    Here is some art I made for you after dinner. Quick! Somebody submit it to That’s Not Art. Or write something douchebaggy on it and submit it to Post Secret. ———- This is the second in an unintentional series of posts about pretending to be a bitter former hopeless romantic, even though I’m totally not.…

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