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  • Movie Reviews

    Here are some movies I’ve seen lately and the definitive word on how good they are. The Happening: Director M. Night Shyamalan is known for creating movies with twist endings. The big twist here is that, when the credits roll, you realize that he created a movie called The Happening in which nothing actually happens.…

  • Book Review: Living Dead in Dallas, by Charlaine Harris

    Living Dead in Dallas is the second book in Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse series, and the basis for the second season of True Blood. It follows the adventures of Sookie Stackhouse, redneck vampire fucker, as stuff happens to her in her small hometown of Bon Temps, then different stuff happens in the titular (bwahah, tit)…

  • Ugly Conservative Cake, and It's a Small World, After All

    Recently, this appeared in my inbox: You may not remember me-and it’s totally okay if you don’t-but my name’s Aimee. […] I found your blog because my Google reader recommended it based on my other reading habits. It turns out it was right, I was interested because I’ve met you and you are, in fact,…

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