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  • Lost: The End (Minor Spoilers)

    Lost fans have probably already heard enough about the last episode, but here are my two cents: The main appeal of Lost is its mystery. It exploits unanswered questions in a way that no other show has done. It’s mystery porn. And just like other porn, it’s not about the release; that’s just icing on…

  • Oh hi. This is the second inaugural drunken blog post. Here are a few things about me which you porhaps did n’ot know: 1) I went on vacation last week and I gained 10 pounds. 2) I forgot to put my belt on today and I didn’t even notice. SPEAKING OF PANTS I found these shorts in…

  • Emilie De Ravin is an Asshole

    Final episode of Lost tonight! I’ve been delightfully frustrated by it from the beginning, and I’ll be sad to see it end. However, there is one face I will be happy to never see again: Emilie De Ravin’s. Emilie De Ravin plays Claire on Lost, and she is an asshole. Oh, I haven’t told you…

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