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Oh hi. This is the second inaugural drunken blog post. Here are a few things about me which you porhaps did n’ot know: 1) I went on vacation last week and I gained 10 pounds. 2) I forgot to put my belt on today and I didn’t even notice. SPEAKING OF PANTS I found these shorts in…
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Emilie De Ravin is an Asshole
Final episode of Lost tonight! I’ve been delightfully frustrated by it from the beginning, and I’ll be sad to see it end. However, there is one face I will be happy to never see again: Emilie De Ravin’s. Emilie De Ravin plays Claire on Lost, and she is an asshole. Oh, I haven’t told you…
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Contemplative Goose = Frankie the Goose
Last time on the adventures of the contemplative goose: there’s this goose near my apartment that likes to look at himself in the reflection of a window. A news story profiled a goose doing this at another location, and speculated that he thought the reflection was his long lost lover. There are new developments! Mardi…
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