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  • Spoiled

    You know how outdated media companies could combat piracy? By seeding file sharing sites with files that have spoilers in the file names. I’d be reluctant to try searching an illicit download site if I’m likely to come across Harry_Potter_6(DVDRiP)_SNAPEKILLSDUMBLEDORE.avi or SurvivorS01E11_Richard_Wins.XviD or Six_Feet_Under_hey_guess_what_everyone_dies.mov. I don’t want to encourage them, but it’s not like dying…

  • Today someone told me I look like Matthew Fox. Well, I assume Matthew Fox; she actually said “that guy from Lost” and I just assumed it wasn’t Sawyer. Wait, what if she meant Hurley? JIN?!

  • The Horrors Delights of Internet Dating, Volume 9

    Like I’ve said before, not every dating profile is a disaster. Believe it or not, some girls are actually interesting enough to manage to get a little twitch out of my shriveled black heart. One of the first things people see in a profile is your username. It’s delightful to see names that aren’t just a combination…

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