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  • Today someone told me I look like Matthew Fox. Well, I assume Matthew Fox; she actually said “that guy from Lost” and I just assumed it wasn’t Sawyer. Wait, what if she meant Hurley? JIN?!

  • The Horrors Delights of Internet Dating, Volume 9

    Like I’ve said before, not every dating profile is a disaster. Believe it or not, some girls are actually interesting enough to manage to get a little twitch out of my shriveled black heart. One of the first things people see in a profile is your username. It’s delightful to see names that aren’t just a combination…

  • Tweeting With the Stars, Volume 6: Sunny Lane

    *sigh* See also: Tweeting With the Stars Volume 5, Deepak Chopra Volume 2 Tweeting With the Stars Volume 4, Deepak Chopra Volume 1 Tweeting With the Stars Volume 3, Bree Olson Tweeting With the Stars Volume 2, James Gunn Tweeting With the Stars Volume 1, Sasha Grey

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