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  • Hypocrisy is Underrated

    With an election coming up here in Canada, talk of politics is everywhere. Let’s have a little chat about something that transcends political parties and gets at the nature of belief. People seem to think politicians should always be consistent in their viewpoints. A candidate who says something one week, then does or says something…

  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 10: What the Fuck is This Shit Edition

    Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Like…why? Hobbies include: crawling around Photoshop Forest with my ghost arm while my awkward drunken doppelganger hovers above me. (See also: Volume 5’s “what the fuck is this shit” moment.) And this fucking shit. You smear other dudes’ names on your body? That’s supposed to make me like…

  • What is Your Finger Number?

    My finger number is 5.1! What’s yours?! Here is how to find your finger number: Go to iTunes (or whatever you use to manage your music) Search for “finger” The number of hours of music you have with “finger” in it is your finger number! Can you beat my finger number? FORWARD THIS TO ALL…

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