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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 10: What the Fuck is This Shit Edition
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Like…why? Hobbies include: crawling around Photoshop Forest with my ghost arm while my awkward drunken doppelganger hovers above me. (See also: Volume 5’s “what the fuck is this shit” moment.) And this fucking shit. You smear other dudes’ names on your body? That’s supposed to make me like…
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What is Your Finger Number?
My finger number is 5.1! What’s yours?! Here is how to find your finger number: Go to iTunes (or whatever you use to manage your music) Search for “finger” The number of hours of music you have with “finger” in it is your finger number! Can you beat my finger number? FORWARD THIS TO ALL…
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Passive Karma's Gonna Get You
Do you ever think that luck can literally run out? Portrait of my past few days: Lost my iPhone Got dumped. My new receiver, approximately two days outside the return window, died and left me without the comfort of depressing movies and TV. But I can’t complain, can I? The last few months my cup…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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