A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Hi. First, I want to thank two people: Meagan, and Rob, who both told me about this Blogger thing. Thanks. I’ve been talking about raccoons a lot lately, so the story that’s been on the front page of the London Free Press for the last few days really caught my attention. Apparently a roofer was…

  • I had a weird dream last night. First I was in an electronics store watching movies on a HUGE television. Then I heard screams coming from down the road. Suddenly I was inside an episode of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Since I’d seen the episode I was in, I knew that the screams were because…

  • Weird things have been going on in my backyard lately. First, all of the fish in my pond were killed or eaten by a big-ass bird. He’s attacked the fish before, but usually he only kills one or two. That was sad. Then, looking behind a bush beside the pond, I found three baby raccoons!…

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