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I was thinking today, and came to some rather disturbing realizations. Imagine this: you go to the bathroom, and take a dump. Since you’re a slob, you get shit all over your hands. After you’re done, you flush the toilet. The little flushy thing has been touched by millions of slobs like you, so you…
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Ugh. Bad thing just happened to me. I was sitting in my bed reading, when I saw a bit of movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked up, and saw a little baby spider crawling on my wall. Nothing wrong with that…baby spiders are kinda cute. I don’t want them near my…
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Update! There is a new Internet Adventure up, and some brilliant new Reviews too. Lucky you.
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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