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So I went to the zoo today. The orangutans were probably my favourite animals there. At one point, an adult orang dragged a little baby female into the middle of the compound and started raping her. Of course, all the parents stopped their usual “Oooo look Billy, the orangutang moved its left pinky finger!” and…
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I was thinking today, and came to some rather disturbing realizations. Imagine this: you go to the bathroom, and take a dump. Since you’re a slob, you get shit all over your hands. After you’re done, you flush the toilet. The little flushy thing has been touched by millions of slobs like you, so you…
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Ugh. Bad thing just happened to me. I was sitting in my bed reading, when I saw a bit of movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked up, and saw a little baby spider crawling on my wall. Nothing wrong with that…baby spiders are kinda cute. I don’t want them near my…
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