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  • So I saw this movie called “Harry Potter and Philosopher’s Stone” last night. If you’re from the USA, you’re probably wondering why it’s not “Sorcerer’s Stone”. Well, wake up, idiot! The original book was called Philosopher’s Stone, plus in real life alchemists tried to make a Philosopher’s Stone to give them eternal life. So, the…

  • I got the funniest junk e-mail today. The subject line was “++>Attract Men with Bigger Breasts! (17028).” Hahah. Yeah, I’m tired of attracting small-breasted men, maybe I should buy their product.

  • You’ve problably seen the following picture before on the internet of a guy on top of the WTC right before the attacks: But, in the tradition of the whole “all your base” phenomenon, the picture has been spread and modified with hilarious results. Here are some of my favourites: For more, go to TouristOfDeath.com. There’s…

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