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  • Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ I’m writing a song to celebrate Valentine’s day. The chorus goes “you flew an airplane into my heart.” It’s called Osama Bin Lovin’ . One day it’s gonna be a big hit, and I’ll be writing songs for big stars like Madonna and Vanilla Ice.

  • Pix So today I got my graduation picture taken. I’ve always thought these things were questionable. Nobody looks good in them, because they’re not really smiling. It’s a fake smile, like when somebody tells a bad joke but you don’t want to insult them so you smile anyway. You use different muscles when you perform…

  • Story Time I would like to share with you a very special story that I have written. I wrote this for my Classical Studies class. So, my entire future depends partly on this story. I put a lot of work into it, and I really think it’s reflected in the final product. It’s also reflected…

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