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The Best and Worst Movies of the Year The Academy Award nominations were announced recently, and I’m pretty please with them. I’m glad to see a movie like Lord of the Rings get lots of nominations, because more fantasyish movies need to be made. Anyway, now is a good time to share my worthless opinion…
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Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! π π π I’m writing a song to celebrate Valentine’s day. The chorus goes “you flew an airplane into my heart.” It’s called Osama Bin Lovin’ . One day it’s gonna be a big hit, and I’ll be writing songs for big stars like Madonna and Vanilla Ice.
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Pix So today I got my graduation picture taken. I’ve always thought these things were questionable. Nobody looks good in them, because they’re not really smiling. It’s a fake smile, like when somebody tells a bad joke but you don’t want to insult them so you smile anyway. You use different muscles when you perform…

Iβm Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. Iβm a writer and scientist. Hereβs where to find my stuff:
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