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  • Happy Post-Valentines Day So, I’ve finally gotten bored enough to update this web page. I’ve come to some startling realizations in the past couple days. First, the words “heart” and “fart” are spelled very differently, but rhyme nonetheless. Weird. Also, if you write down the number 170 very quickly, it often looks like the word…

  • Happy September 11th Everyone!!!Now some of you are probably thinking that using the words “happy” and “September11th” in the same sentence is just terrible. Fuck that. I’m going to be happy today. I’m going to celebrate the fact that I wasn’t hit by an airplane and killed. Why do people feel it necessary to mourn…

  • Nipples I was at a web site called The Straight Dope, and it was explaining to me why males have nipples. That itself was interesting, but I came across the following paragraph: Human nipples appear in the third or fourth week of development, well before the sex characteristics. (The sex hormones start to assert themselves…

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