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Aminals
Today’s theme is: animals. First is a site full of pictures of animals yawning. As you can see, yawning can make even a lowly squirrel look like a zombie who wants to eat your brains. I suggest you go through every single picture there. Second, we have a site full of photos of pregnant animals.…
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Fun With Google
Here is a fun fact. Some recent Google search terms used to stumble across this blog were “shoulder hair & nair”, and “multiple penes”. Now I’m even happier that I’ve kept my real identity mostly hidden here…I’m not so sure that I want people who actively search for “multiple penes” knowing my real name. But…
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Length
God, yesterday was such a long day. It felt like the day just kept going and going and going. That’s because it was literally the longest day of the year! Haha, I bet you thought I was going to complain because it was a shitty day. Well it wasn’t, suckers. Anyway, happy summer solstice. I…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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