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  • Zombies

    I saw Resident Evil: Apocalypse yesterday. I found it extremely boring at first, mostly because there was really no plot at all in the first half of the movie. It consisted of about 10 random characters wandering around a city populated by zombies. Eventually they meet up and the plot begins, and the movie is…

  • Bush

    Shaved my crotch today. It itches like hell. I don’t really know if hell itches that much though. Maybe it itches like heaven. Yeah, I think heaven is the itchy one.

  • Time

    First of all, happy Canada Day. I know I’m a bit late, but it had to be said. Let’s get philosophical for a moment. I just read an article about time travel (click here to see it), and how physicists have still not ruled it out as a possibility. Accepted theories of how the universe…

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