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Burning Terror
Terrorists are such fucking assholes. That’s all I have to say about the London bombings…and if I said anything else, I’d probably offend someone. But moving to something related, I read an article recently about how the U.S. military has been exploring “directed-energy” weapons (click here to read it). Basically, that means phasers, lasers, and…
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Zombies
I saw Resident Evil: Apocalypse yesterday. I found it extremely boring at first, mostly because there was really no plot at all in the first half of the movie. It consisted of about 10 random characters wandering around a city populated by zombies. Eventually they meet up and the plot begins, and the movie is…
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Bush
Shaved my crotch today. It itches like hell. I don’t really know if hell itches that much though. Maybe it itches like heaven. Yeah, I think heaven is the itchy one.

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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