A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Don't Vote Pedro

    I love it when something is so cool that it becomes popular, but then it’s too popular so it’s not cool any more, but it is now cool to make fun of it. Here is an example. If you don’t get it, see Napoleon Dynamite. P.S. Here is another awesome shirt. I want it for…

  • Don’t Vote Pedro

    I love it when something is so cool that it becomes popular, but then it’s too popular so it’s not cool any more, but it is now cool to make fun of it. Here is an example. If you don’t get it, see Napoleon Dynamite. P.S. Here is another awesome shirt. I want it for…

  • Finding Phronkester

    Some recent search terms used to find this web site: “Weirdest shit on the internet” “World’s weirdest boobies” “Weird penises” “Shaved crotch itches” “Doohan crotch” “Drukn harcore” …Yeah. So the kind of people reading this are poor spellers who look for weird body parts, such as Scotty’s crotch, and the itchiness associated with said parts.…

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