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Smoke and Death and Elmo
I have a few lovely things to share with you today. First, there’s this ad campaign (pictured) that graphically demonstrates how gross it is to kiss a smoker. Even as a (mostly) non-smoker, I really don’t find kissing smokers to be that gross. However, I think ads like this are a positive thing in the…
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Bowel Movement Update
My doo-doo smells like gasoline today. AND I LIKE IT.
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Return of the Saugeen Stripper
Degrading for who? The Saugeen Stripper Scandal happened at an unfortunate time. School had just ended for Christmas. The university newspaper never got a chance to write about it, and the gossip never got a chance to reach its full potential. However, I’ve noticed that the majority of the people finding my little web site…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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