Phronk.com

A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Beautiful

    I wrote a song: I’m beautiful. I’m beautiful.I’m beautiful, it’s true.I saw my face, in a crowded place,And I don’t know what to do,‘Cause I’ll never be with … me.

  • Smoke and Death and Elmo

    I have a few lovely things to share with you today. First, there’s this ad campaign (pictured) that graphically demonstrates how gross it is to kiss a smoker. Even as a (mostly) non-smoker, I really don’t find kissing smokers to be that gross. However, I think ads like this are a positive thing in the…

  • Bowel Movement Update

    My doo-doo smells like gasoline today. AND I LIKE IT.

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:

Writing by P.T. Phronk
Forest City Pulp (The Publishing Company I Co-Founded)
My Books on Amazon.com
Putting Weird Things in Coffee (My Other Blog)
BlueSky: @Phronk.bsky.social
Mastodon: @Phronk
Medium: Phronk
LastFM: Phronko
Discogs: Phronk
Goodreads: Phronk
Letterboxd: Phronk

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